smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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the-pietriarchy:

"Get a job, son."

the-pietriarchy:

"Get a job, son."

taracynara:

rainonsand:

perfection

this is terrifying in the most awesome of ways.


 “There is literally no one else in Hollywood like Chris Colfer.”  ~ Icon Magazine  “He is so lovely. He is prolific and successful, such a kind and generous soul. I don’t really believe he’s 23. I think he’s lying.”  ~ Rosy Rosemont  “Is Chris Colfer around? I love that kid.”  ~ Seth Rogen  “Simply the sweetest dearest guy you wanna meet!”  ~Patty Duke  “What a clever, composed, and creative guy.”  ~ John Green  “And then there’s Chris Colfer, who is not only an amazing person but one of the most well rounded talented people, if not the most, in young hollywood.”  ~ Sarah Hyland  “Chris Colfer is one of the most beautiful human beings on this earth.”  ~ After Elton  “Chris Colfer is about to come out and we want you to be loud. He is such a nice guy, sitting in the backroom eating his cheesecake.”  ~ Barnes and Noble employee  “I literally praise the ground he walks on. I think he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.”  ~ Lea Michele  ” Chris is brilliant.”  ~ Rebel Wilson  ” I really respect him, and he’s very sweet.”  ~ Sarah Jessica Parker  “There is nothing he can’t do. There’s nothing Chris Colfer can’t do.”  ~ Kathy Griffin  ” I love me some Chris Colfer.”  ~ Kevin Mchale  “How can he be so talented and accomplished and charming and be so impossibly young?”  ~ Allison Janney  ” I watch Glee all the time. Except when he’s not on it, and when he’s not on it I don’t watch it.”  ~ Polly Bergen  “Chris Colfer is a really terrific guy.”  ~ Idina Menzel  ” I don’t think I’m being hyperbolic when I say he’s a gay icon for the 21st century. He’s handled it with the kind of grace and humility I don’t know a lot of other people could have managed…”  ~ Darren Criss  “He’s a hero of mine.”  ~ Jane Lynch  ” Chris is a beautiful subtle actor.”  ~ Cory Monteith"He’s my inspiration."  ~ a fan  “He’s everything, everything people say about him and more. Honestly. He’s so talented and so nice and so funny in person, and quick witted. Every single adjective -positive adjective- that has been said about him is probably true.”  ~ Rob Aguire
“There is literally no one else in Hollywood like Chris Colfer.” ~ Icon Magazine “He is so lovely. He is prolific and successful, such a kind and generous soul. I don’t really believe he’s 23. I think he’s lying.” ~ Rosy Rosemont “Is Chris Colfer around? I love that kid.” ~ Seth Rogen “Simply the sweetest dearest guy you wanna meet!” ~Patty Duke “What a clever, composed, and creative guy.” ~ John Green “And then there’s Chris Colfer, who is not only an amazing person but one of the most well rounded talented people, if not the most, in young hollywood.” ~ Sarah Hyland “Chris Colfer is one of the most beautiful human beings on this earth.” ~ After Elton “Chris Colfer is about to come out and we want you to be loud. He is such a nice guy, sitting in the backroom eating his cheesecake.” ~ Barnes and Noble employee “I literally praise the ground he walks on. I think he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.” ~ Lea Michele ” Chris is brilliant.” ~ Rebel Wilson ” I really respect him, and he’s very sweet.” ~ Sarah Jessica Parker “There is nothing he can’t do. There’s nothing Chris Colfer can’t do.” ~ Kathy Griffin ” I love me some Chris Colfer.” ~ Kevin Mchale “How can he be so talented and accomplished and charming and be so impossibly young?” ~ Allison Janney ” I watch Glee all the time. Except when he’s not on it, and when he’s not on it I don’t watch it.” ~ Polly Bergen “Chris Colfer is a really terrific guy.” ~ Idina Menzel ” I don’t think I’m being hyperbolic when I say he’s a gay icon for the 21st century. He’s handled it with the kind of grace and humility I don’t know a lot of other people could have managed…” ~ Darren Criss “He’s a hero of mine.” ~ Jane Lynch ” Chris is a beautiful subtle actor.” ~ Cory Monteith"He’s my inspiration." ~ a fan “He’s everything, everything people say about him and more. Honestly. He’s so talented and so nice and so funny in person, and quick witted. Every single adjective -positive adjective- that has been said about him is probably true.” ~ Rob Aguire

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thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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nun:pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor:have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

dunderklumpen:

6 gifs per rtd episode: aliens of london (1.4)

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truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

miss-ghouls:

Not gonna lie, that would make a badass tattoo.

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